You get this absolutely amazing literary masterwork.
Words can’t do this justice, you really have to read it for yourselves. I’m actually crying.
“I’m Harry Potter,” Harry began yelling. “The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!”
[Loten, you tagged this ‘poetry’? Really? On second thought, sure, I can’t argue it. I can’t stop laughing. Seriously, readers, just go read it. I promise it’s better than Cursed Child.]
Of course I tagged it as poetry. It’s fucking poetic.